ApexHunter

I mean, he does live in Wales...

They'll just blame illegal immigrants for spreading disease, and the liberal Hollywood elite for letting them come here.

They won't kill them. They'll let them die of "natural" causes (disease+starvation).

There will still be elections -- even Russia still holds elections. They just won't be free or fair.

As a homeowner, I want the value of my house to go down so I don't have to pay so much in property taxes -- I pay more towards property taxes than I do my mortgage at this point.

He's just preparing for his eventual conviction and stint in prison.

More like you busted your ass for 75 years then got fucked when you had to sell your house.

Let me tell you something, folks. Scott Walker, he's like a giant, stinking pile of shit. It's unbelievable. Nobody's seen anything like it before. You walk past it, and you know it's bad right away. Everyone says it. People are talking about it. It’s huge, just sitting there, doing nothing, and it stinks—worse than anyone thought. And guess what? He thinks it’s good! Can you believe it? He’s out there, pretending like everything’s fine, while people can’t even stand to be around him. Total disaster, folks. Total mess. We’re going to clean it up, because that’s what we do. We clean up the mess left by people like Scott Walker, the human pile of shit. Believe me.

I hate to break it to that guy but packing boxes isn't skilled labor either.

This is the correct way to manage a budget.

The budget software I use ("you need a budget") follows a similar philosophy; based on the way you describe you financial circumstances, paying for that software is probably not in your budget, but I suspect you will find the "rules"/method/philosophy described on their website helpful.

These are exactly the faces you would expect to see wearing those shirts.