Ansis

American kettles are slow because you use 120V mains.

My grandma

Mostly flash games on some websites. However, the main one I remember was Colin McRae Rally 2.0. Getting a cheap controller with force feedback was amazing.

Managed to crash it when trying to combine Snowglobe and Snow globe.

Some Americans do. I didn't believe it either.

Once I noticed this instance name, I could not resist

You're so damn confident with every comment that I am constantly struggling not to believe you're actually Margot Robbie.

I actually left that instance just because it was always having issues...

You just can't see the microscopic "for" in "OWN IT ^for NOW"

That is definitely an autofilled one-off password from a password manager.

That just means we have to get rid of 58 million Americans to balance it out!

Then again, the Xperias are pretty damn good and use stock Android without all the bloat that other manufacturers add.