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Anon plays the used car market in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro

Bacon brings peace to the Middle East. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

@DougHolland "Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!"

Wasted potential galore in c/[email protected]
Steel yourself in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme's disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?

Learn something new every day... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!

@return2ozma

Northern mockingbird watching me work in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Daxtron2 At least one of you is doing it's job.

Selective Autism in c/[email protected]
Transformation complete in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

Because the top is stands for oppression and other one is liberate from oppression in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Lanky_Pomegranate530 Our slaves have a safe word?

I heard that images can't be deleted from Lemmy instances, due to bugs and various implementation details. Here is an image that has been deleted from the internet, to see if that fixes it. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

@7heo Adam Ant is Elon Musks father?

Games rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

Say hello to my little friends in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

@dohpaz42
I will miss my tables, I guess. But nobody ever heard of of concrete high rises?
@ZeroCool @Twinklebreeze @NOT_RICK @Lifecoach5000 @glibg10b

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I was not satisfied with the available dating apps. So I launched my own free studfinder app for mobile and now I'm getting lots of attention from men that are really good with their hands. (media.kbin.social)
 

I was not satisfied with the available dating apps. So I launched my own free studfinder app for mobile and now I'm getting lots of attention from men that are really good with their hands.

Most of them are complaining that the app doesn't work to find nails with their phone...
That's my demographic;
Gullible guys, who are not afraid to handle some tools ;)

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Let me correct that for you (media.kbin.social)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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No, really... I insist.

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