Amphobet

Literally no reason why not.

Someone's planning a socialist takeover and they didn't invite me? 😢️

Chaotic Good

So it's pronounced "kwoob," right?

thog dont caare

Thanks, that actually makes me feel a bit better.

You're not wrong, but what was posted here was a "joke," and it would have been weakened by making it unnecessarily realistic.

haha wife bad

I've found scans of old game guides on archive.org, and you can still check out https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ for walkthroughs, many of which are just .txt files that you can save and/or print.

Thanks for posting the archived version. I ran across this story recently and hit a paywall right after the article mentioned the problem with paywalls.

Dude seems OK to me; this might be a you problem.

Serious uncanny valley vibes