Amends1782

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You're a big guy

Sorry my sleeper cell activation phrase was stated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Haha true! (Laughing crying emoji slightly canted)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Also this is such a colossal waste of water

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Goddammit Saddam Hussein fucks me up every time

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 years ago

I confidently answer "yes that's perfect thank you so much" knowing full well that it is in fact not perfect every time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Holy shit the truth with replication deleting the data you needed too true lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can't put emojis so think of a skull emoji please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

"Suspect is wearing all black, or very dark colors, including their car, bags, and everything else on them"

This reminded me of people who get their license plate to be "1i1li1l" so that they are harder to ID, when in reality they'd just do a query for 1 l and i

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Surprised to not see Mr Robot. Having experience in the field I can confirm its pretty bang on

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Thanks for this wonderful little psa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Jesus me too, absolutely agree with the ruining my brain part. Glad it's not just me. Too much multitasking...

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