Alamutjones

Daylesford was cold as hell, but I lived

The cleeeeaning

I survived work. Must make tea

Nothing, today's just an incoherent scream day

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh

🎂

I have so many questions, but am afraid to ask any

Hullo

But I don’t WANT to go out in the rain

They sold an impressive variety of flavoured air, if so. I counted...fifteen?

Impeccably dressed toddler has matched the tractors on his gumboots to the tractor on his jumper, and matched both to the exact shade of yellow on his bucket hat.

Mum says he chose it himself. If so, kid's got style!

Not even. These are seemingly sugar free!

I get why - allergy free offerings are good - but the absurdity tickles me