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Oh, come on, this is totally unfair. He was on the cross for a few days, and then dead for a few, so it was the better part of a week!

Richard Gere isn't in that. But he was in Pretty Woman, about a guy who hires a prostitute and falls in love with her.

For us it really varied depending on how much they were out and on what surface. When I was going for near-daily jogs with them on the sidewalks, they really didn't need it. If they didn't get out as much, it was more like every couple months. We probably weren't as good about keeping them trimmed because our dogs really hated it.

I thought the clown one said "died" at first, and was thinking part of the joke was clowns being the brutally honest ones.

Well, maybe the pencils helped then.

It's amazing how little thought people put into things. I mean, all they had to do was rotate the text 180 degrees to avoid the problem, but no one gave it a thought. I wonder how many people were involved.

There's a cliche about the daughter of the preacher being a total slut or otherwise problematic.

Anecdotal observation from college: Lots of people got hammered on a weekend, at least sometimes, but the people who couldn't draw a line and keep it from destroying their grades were mostly the ones whose parents kept them rigidly controlled at home. It seemed like those folks had no practice in drawing their own lines because their parents always drew the lines for them, so when they were on their own they went nuts. The preacher's daughter is a cliche with a lot of truth.

Hard to tell from the angle, but it doesn't look sharp either. Still, that makes more sense maybe.

There's no edge on that "blade"

I don't think that attitude is as fringe as you seem to be thinking. There seem to be an awful lot of people who are horrified at any kind of nudity.

I can't wait to pay for groceries with my free healthcare.