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[โ€“] 0x0 4 points 1 day ago

Why are you connecting your TVs to the Internet?

I'm not, but I've used TVs that are. They belong to family members, and I have no intention of signing myself up for additional tech support duties ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] 0x0 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I miss the old bloat-free technology (not the picture quality though). These days, software updates add latency to your volume adjustments until you buy a new TV.

[โ€“] 0x0 2 points 2 days ago

Out of principal, I'm broke

[โ€“] 0x0 3 points 3 days ago
[โ€“] 0x0 2 points 6 days ago

God damn it, Bill, now we all have to redo the privacy and information security training module.

[โ€“] 0x0 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

But how did you know what to change if you couldn't see what's there?

[โ€“] 0x0 9 points 1 week ago

I've been making a similar point for years now โ€” I don't need any help generating bullshit, I'm already very good at it.

[โ€“] 0x0 10 points 2 weeks ago

The reload time is zero, but teleporting N meters away takes N seconds. Oh, and it looks like the transporter effect from Star Trek where you fade out and get all sparkly.

[โ€“] 0x0 3 points 2 weeks ago

Personally, I prefer the ziggurat cheese technique compared to the concentric cheese rectangles

[โ€“] 0x0 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You don't boil salad in water.

[โ€“] 0x0 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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