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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I don't have bad memory at all. I have no control over what I remember, though. Sometimes I will see something and know that I will remember this useless information.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And sometimes someone important will introduce themselves, and I will very badly want to remember their name, but it's gone before we're done talking.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, same, but it's hard for people to understand that.

One day a coworker told me he went to the doctor because of his bad memory and they were suspecting ADHD. This person is extremely well organized and methodic about every thing, the one person who was always the most likely to be paying full attention on meetings and that sort of stuff. Everything about him screamed the opposite of ADHD. And the doctor was suspecting ADHD because he forgets things and that's an ADHD symptom.

Me, on the other hand, I clearly have problems that resemble being forgetful, but I know that's not what's going on. I just need my memories to be triggered. If I'm going to the store and you ask me to bring you some coke, I'll forget about it immediatelly and won't think about it again, but if I walk past the sodas and see the coke brand, or if I do a mental check "did someone ask me to bring anything?", then I'll remember it. It's very different from just being forgetful.

(tbh the mental check sometimes will just make me remember that someone did ask me for something, but not make me remember what it was)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

And imagine a scenario where I can share this useless information with someone, but that never comes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If the subject comes with a good feeling it will be remembered. If it comes with a neutral to bad feeling it doesn’t even gets saved.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

If the subject comes with a ~~good~~ bad feeling it will be remembered. If it comes with a neutral to ~~bad~~ good feeling it doesn’t even gets saved.

FTFY.

I might be having a different problem...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Up up down down left right left right B A select start

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that ones unfair. when you repeat something 10000 times you are an expert at that thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Good point. I suppose that goes for most things like old commercials that we saw all the time. What's weird for me is that I have a near photographic memory for some movies, even if I've seen them only once, and then other movies I will completely forget that I've even seen them. Like why? What's the distinction for my brain?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

L R L R on SNES or you explode.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Doom 1 noclip code is IDSPISPOPD.

Edit: For you youngins, Doom 1 came out in 1993... 30 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Yeah dude! Why do I remember that too? Also IDKFA - guns & ammo? IDDQD - invincibility I think.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Short for Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris, a made-up game proposed as a follow-up to Doom by people shitting about on Usenet. Carmack thought it was funny and that's that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

hahahaha, that's ridiculous, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

I can remember obscure things from almost any point during my life, but I can't remember a person's name even when I'm told less than 2 minutes ago regardles

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck! I knew that one by heart

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'm 44 and I can remember my best friends phone number from 5th grade. Couldn't remember it when I was in 5th grade and I can't remember any actually useful numbers today, but I know that one. A guy named Jeff has it now. He's nice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yup. One time I used it for a password. Then forgot that it's what I used for the password, until I reset the password to something else... But I still remember the key.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Our disk defragmentation never runs and it’s always full. So it’s slow at I/O but with enough time we can recover data from a long time ago.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

And whoever implemented our garbage collector must have taken it quite literal, without looking up what it means

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I remember the phone number of an older guy i talked online for like a week when I was 13 or so, 20 years ago. Thanks brain. Also thanks for reminding me about all the embarassing/shameful stuff i've done over the years. Why not replace those slots with, dunno, SOMETHING USEFUL!

[–] ApathyTree 7 points 2 years ago

You know I’ve always wondered, since memories can be changed as they are accessed (memory is absolutely fascinating, and very very very flawed), is it possible to knowingly reprogram your own memories to change your own subjective history?

I’ve been trying but I always forget that’s what I’m supposed to be doing.. 🫤

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

When I was a kid there was a song that I guess was popular around here that mocked bald people with several "pet names", one of them was "Moskito Airport".

Over a decade later I started taking the train to go to work and it took me literal years to stop getting that song pop up in my head every time the train announced the airport station. Nobody around me even remembers that song exists. I don't even remember who sang it or where it would play, but still - listen to the word airport and the song starts playing in my head. Same thing is true for pretty much every word that is not often found in song lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

same lyrics, different voice.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I know so much about a ton of things that have effectively zero utility in my day-to-day life.

This is the way, I guess?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

ADHD is super fun. I remember even the smallest details about the most obscure things, and the most random stuff will remind me of that. I also usually can think about 3-4 things at a time! So cool.

What isn't cool is that, I don't get to pick either. Random details? Not sure which ones are going in and not coming out.... Thoughts? Plenty, but I have no choice in what I'm thinking about.

It's a fun little game of whack a mole, trying to get my brain to do what needs to be done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is missing the part where if I manage to misremember something, it is all but impossible to correct the memory.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I heard that because working or short term memory is so deficient, the brain retasks to long term memory more often.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

007-373-5963.

30+ years since I’ve used that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

... is this a Stargate joke?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How does A and DHD form those associations? I do not like this meme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They have a deficit of hyperactivity

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