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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But imagine how drunk they'd get if they did that.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be weird if neither of us had pants on?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I like your approach

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Me after creating the to-do list:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

[–] hemko 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I'm guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.

I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren't danish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Det er jeg!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Worse. He's swedish

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait, that's done after? Not before?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

This is the to-do list

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

During is the best of both worlds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Here's to feeling good all the time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

✅took my final exam today

❌made a 30%

✅better than a zero! 🥂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

task 1: touch lips

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Who is that guy? He looks familiar.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He's Hannibal the cannibal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's for the antioxidants