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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Image transcription: a photo of the screen of an Android phone with the system's built in calculator open. A popup states: "You are permanently banned from using Calculator", with an "OK" button for the user to press. End transcription.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's what you get for typing 80085 😤

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Governments trying to ban end-to-end encryption be like:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Ok that was very funny.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

My boy actually succeeded in dividing by zero and now they won't let him back on for fear of what he'll do next

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I double check 2*5 for the fifth time today

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So, if you double checked 2*5 five times, how many times did you check total?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So close, but the answer's actually 11:

Checked five times (5) * double checked (2) = 10

Plus one more for that last 5*2 is 11. Or 12 if you double checked that one too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Seems right to be honest

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

never divide by zero. you could get perma banned from your calculator.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Even more illegal:

  • Zero to the power of zero
  • Logarithm of any number to the base of zero
  • Zero-eth root of any number but one
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Holy hell this is so deep fried I can’t even see the border of the OK button.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aren't ios buttons flat anyways?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

No; the background colors are the same but it has an edge

iOS button showing it has an edge between the text and the buttons

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This isn’t iOS, despite what the post description says.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They typed 2318008 into the calculator

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Typed in 8008135 one too many times, eh..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was always 5318008 for me, so I could read it upside-down.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

No, you're right, my brain just auto-corrected lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

apple products ☕

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it’s an Android, the Material You theme makes it easily recognizable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s certainly not an iPhone - iPhone alerts have never look like that, and that isn’t the stock calculator app.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Oh my bad, sorry

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago