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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Doors are a solved issue, just bust out the ol' dwarven lockpick. Or in laymans terms, an adamantium warhammer.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Doors are a solved issue, just bust out the ol' dwarven lockpick. Or in laymans terms, an adamantium warhammer.

I thought you meant having the barbarian throw the dwarf through the door.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

... That's what we call the dwarf.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The word "dwarf" derives from the Old German word "dwurf" which has evolved in German to "Wurf" and is equivalent to the English word "throw".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I think we should be stealthy and I’ll pick the lock!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have had mixed success with "folks this isn't a trap or puzzle or very interesting. We can just skip ahead".

One group was like mind blown they could ask to fast forward when they were bored. Another isn't really fond of the tool.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I ask "any objections to cinematic fast travel?" And then I just go "you arrive at your destination".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can always play the Lotr music from any random travel scene with an image of relevant biome with an analog countdown clock with 20 secs superimposed on the image

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

With an abrupt loud buzzer once the countdown reaches 1.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The door isn't even locked.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Funny story. I once had an unlocked door that opened towards the players. They needed to pull it to open it. It stumped them for so long. Eventually one of the players decided to examine the door. There were a lot of facepalms.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Does 28 hit?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I actively call busting down doors “lock picking”. My monk is basically the lock picking lawyer.

Also knock.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Top image dude is just paraplegic and people calling those beautiful benevolent workers poor.

Shame!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I reported myself for ablism. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If the team goal is manual cart pulling a paraplegic has no purpose on the manual cart pulling team

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

... Did you not get they're trying to take him somewhere?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of tails of the stinky dragon podcast