this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
90 points (100.0% liked)

Idiots of Marketplace

672 readers
1 users here now

For the delusional, idiotic, weird or funny online marketplace posts.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
90
Trying to get a car for free (reddthat.com)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
11 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
top 11 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

What would the advice be?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

"Just don't" should cover most situations.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Never buy a dodge?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Al Bundy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Great advice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

But if you can't avoid buying one, put a condom on it. Mirror works, but the handbrake would be best.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Use the condoms properly while you're having sex.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But if you are careful, you can stretch them over your whole hand and have webbed fingers for more agility when underwater!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I initially thought that was going a different direction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Help control the human population, have your whores spayed or neutered.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I think after a couple of them, advice to abort might be too late...