this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This feels like I'm back on Facebook

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This actually is Facebook. Where did you think you were? Are you ok?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey don't mess with us Lemmings, our sanity is already extremely fragile.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

What does a lemming do here on Facebook? Aren't you supposed to jump down some cliffs or so?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The unnecessary emoji has major Facebook vibes.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

can you make the emoji bigger? I almost didn't gave me eye cancer the second I looked at the meme

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I almost forgot to find it funny.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it was just the cup I would have liked this. But the text made it bad and the emoji killed it 😂😂🤣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

People always argue if emojis are bad or good. I find that they make everything immediately unfunny

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck you, cup. Give me more donuts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bought a dozen yesterday, ate four. No regrets!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bought a dozen yesterday, ate four.

What are you, anorexic?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hi yes give me all the donuts depicted here please and thank

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The mug looks cool, but it's probably very heavy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Heavy mugs are harder to tip over. I prefer them.

This is my mug of choice. I had a wonderful black one, but they don't make them anymore. Now I have a white one which I don't like as much. They make other colors, but they run out constantly, so you pretty much have to be lucky they have anything in stock.

The only black ones I ever see on eBay have logos and shit on them and I don't want that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ok Mr Police man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Donuts are healthy foods compared to sodas and Starbucks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They the same, donuts also contain lot of sugar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Chocolate glazed donut: 19g
Starbucks grande frappuccino: 60g

Donuts = health fuud

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What about the carbs? Idk why we list carbs and sugars as different things when carbs are just simple sugars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Simple sugars are carbs with one (monosaccharide) or two (disaccharide) sugar molecules. They literallly are sugars. If you are attempting to assert that all non complex carbohydrates are sugars, you are wrong. A potato or a serving of pasta is not at all like a candy bar. Bros science diets might be bad for your brain, btw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

When it comes to getting fat calories are calories. Carbs will make you fat just as easily as sugar. So talking about whether coffee or a doughnut is bad for you by sugar content not calories is misleading.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I don't know why we list Vitamin A and C as different things when they're both just simple vitamins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Uh oh, more whataboutisms from the sugar industrial complex. Don't worry guys, I'm on your side!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you I'm into that