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No more cape shit once you hit 30. Do some praxis instead or read a good book.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I am penis head, prepare to die.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (7 children)

LMAO my coworker has a funkopop of the guy on the right.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

My 40 year old high school english teacher had like a dozen marvel funko pops in the classroom, he was annoying asl and spent his free time snitching on half my grade for vaping

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Monkey paw: grown men becomes one of those weird NAFO posters

No seriously i thought those cringe NAFO dogs are bots but they are literally a bunch of middle aged people.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I dont think it’s “arrested development” to retreat into complete fantasy in such a fucked up dystopia. It’s not these people’s faults that corporate shitbags and military contractors are there to rifle through their pockets and brains once they fall asleep.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Examining the exant dataset, a trend can be observed that a transition occurs in every man's life around the age of 50 where he stops watching capeshit and starts reading books about Hitler. This posits the theoretical existence is diverse transitional forms along the Marvel-Hitler continuum among the democrats of middle-aged men. The precise characteristics of these transitional states and their temporal duration, however, remain undetermined.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

But if we don't have treats, what will we do?!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Sorry, but fanfic shit devalues a corporate mascot.

Love your capeshit, but stick to bootleg And non-sanctioned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Evil Buu shooting webs! That won't be good!

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