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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm guessing their dog happened to get cancer shortly before a human loved one did and we're seeing what happens when you mix deep depression with honest stupidity.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...just simple farmers; people of the land; the common clay of the new West...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

You know, morons.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The prevalence of bumper stickers on cars correlates with mental illness.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Naw, a bunch of stickers of bands, states visited, funny shit, or 4wd trails is cool. (Like ok maybe they have ADHD like me or something). A bunch of political bumper stickers is someone who probably needs to ignore the news for a while.

But custom applied lettering forming unhinged screeds is, more likely than not, a condemnation of the government's failure to provide readily accessible treatment for mental illness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This explains a lot about my soon to be ex wife. Her van is almost completely covered in them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does she do it, has she given a reason or anything?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He knew not to stick his dick in crazy. So he nailed it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Never half ass it. Get that whole ass.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I will never understand the impulse to plaster your car with your life philosophy. Obviously this is another level, but even the stick figure families or whatever are kind of weird. Some of it is sensitive information that you're just shouting out into the world.

For example, there's this person I see around my town whose license plate is "2HOUSES". So you're advertising to potential thieves that you're rich enough to afford 2 houses and that you're definitely not currently at either of them. Incredibly stupid just for the vanity of it, but you're also and just making a target of yourself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lead poisoning I'm guessing, or a mental illness.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Those aren't mutually exclusive

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

My plate isn't 2 HOUSES, it's 2 HO USES.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

You need a sturdier ho then, sir!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Analog aneurysm, nice catch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Analdog aneurysm. It's all starting to make sense

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

This is some "infowarrior rides" type shit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

PERVERT NO DOGS

CANCER IN

HOUSE

CANCER DOG GET 10 TIMES MORE CHANCE THAN

SILVERADO YOU AN ME

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What possesses people to write this sort of shit on their cars.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He probably lost someone too early and needed something to blame.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I wasn't expecting insight and perspective at this hour. I like it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Grief/Trauma can be expressed in multiple forms. Don’t be so quick to judge.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I just wanna know how they misspelled nose but not tongue.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They googled tongue, but not nose, pervert, etc.

You'll see shit like "industrialization" right next to something like "thu"... Ain't nobody googling how to spell the easy stuff...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's only after reading your comment that I understood they had meant something different than "pervert".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

it really makes you think

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does disabled parking include mentally disabled?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Free parking with 100 or more insane stickers! Order now!

High in demand is the new "honk Jesus honk Jesus Jesus" 2023 edition.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Oh my god I remember that too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

In all fairness to them, dogs do have themselves a type of transmissible cancer known as CTVT (or TVT), but last I knew it's not transmissible to humans, and it would be very difficult for it to become so.

Of all the diseases you could worry about getting from your dog, cancer is not one of them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, they are a top ranking scientist. /S

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why trust an expert when you can trust the back window of truck of a guy who can't spell prevent or nose correctly

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

90% certain "pervert cancer" is just a standard dutch curse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone should let them know cancer isn't contagious.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

is spread by tumor cells getting passed from dog to dog

Indeed, but no mention of dog-to-human transmission.

There's also the infamous Tasmanian Devil facial tumour disease. It is also transmissible, mainly because a population bottleneck has reduced the genetic diversity of Tasmanian Devils to the point where their immune systems have trouble telling each other's cells apart.

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