this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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Bikini Bottom Twitter

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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code ยง33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

We appreciate you ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Practically you are the community now lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ surprised I didn't realise almost all the posts here were made by one person.

Thank you for your service!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Me posting memes would kill this place faster than ummm... frown on Squidward ...?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago