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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He won't stop pinching butts. Someone should stop this.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

It was consensual, i would very much like my butt pinched.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I turn the other cheek.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I would give him my phone number

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Hey it's me ur butt pinch me pls crush

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Nothing. He is my overlord.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Pinch his shell back

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Pick him up, what a lil cutie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Make fun of them for being on a prodigy album cover

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm mostly concerned how he reached my butt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's my fault for not partying hard enough crab-party

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Probably freak out and then maybe cry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I was gonna say "make a salad" but I hate crab

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Idk he's pretty cute 🤭