"Why does China have such close relations with Israel?" : chapotraphouse

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

est 1858

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

I clicked on this story but it was just a picture of your mom, what gives

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

so, is this more of a bathroom, bedroom, or living room appliance?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Kitchen

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Downtown sidewalk

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

rumpus room

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

please insert dead soldier

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

peterson-pain

[+] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

the Jordan Peterson thing? I think that picture was from a kink porn.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

benzodiazepenis

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I assume there's a legitimate use for these things at sperm banks or fertility clinics. Seems a bit overengineered compared to just nutting in a cup, but I guess it avoids the possibility of missing. More importantly, it could be useful for someone with mobility issues who can't easily stimulate themselves.

("sperm banks" got auto-corrected to "supermarkets" at first...now there's an image)

edit: oh, you were asking why it went viral, whoops

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

yea

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He was probably promoting his porn sharing account.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Can you buy medical equipment as a private individual?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

thats-disgusting-where

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

volcel-kamala

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZfHHi58AU

nicholson-yes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I'm not sure how this is a better alternative for men who are "too embarassed to masturbate in the hospital".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I'm confused about the long row of machines all lined up. Are the men using them like urinals just next to each other? lmao

Is there a sperm machine etiquette where you leave a space in between unless all the machines are taken?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

michael-laugh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Volcel Police !

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

peterson-pain