Those morbidly obese cats make me sad. I hate how normalised animal cruelty is.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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We had to get a cat wheel (giant hamster wheel) for my orange fatty cause he was starting to look like this.
Lost all the extra weight in 2 months and is much healthier now 🤗
Obviously false: the cats are the ones slowly making more and more aggressive biscuits on you until you fetch them their morning num nums.
I get up a couple hours before my wife in the morning, so it's my job to feed the cats.
Their favourite post-breakfast ritual is to go take a nap on either side of her so she can't get out of bed
Guess I'll WFH (warm my furry homies).
I'd love a morning cat ritual but landlord's amirite?