this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

TBH, as a middle aged male, I would love to meet new friends. Even if it means joining a cult like the Borg or CrossFit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Here's a little story 'bout a cat named Locutus.
All started when this big square ship tried to shoot us.
Next thing you know up on the main screen
pops up the fly shawty we'll call the Borg Queen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She said surrender, we said NO!
Jordi fires up the engines to GO!
Now we're stuck in a tractor beam FLOW!
Assimilated? Find out next SHOW!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I'll always remember that summer back in 2366 when I got turned into a Borg. It was really hot that year and everyone was waiting for the rains to come. I was on the bridge that day. I looked at Mr. Riker and said...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Um, actually it should be "That's us", since Borg never refer to themselves in the singular until Hugh goes and ruins everything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That's actually DiMA. He's looking more human these days. I guess technology growth didn't miss Acadia.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

record scratch, cut to scene of Picard fighting a Nausican

This is me, and this is a moment that set the whole date of the galaxy into motion

Picard gets stabbed through the heart

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If the Borg would just ask me nicely I'd totally let myself be assimilated.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same here ... but I'm also afraid of becoming the first organism to be unassimilated by the Borg because they don't want me either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Species 329, the Kazon, were not selected for assimilation, therefore you would not be the first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But were they encountered in the early 21st century, or later?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Later, but OP would have to wait until later too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Sadly, they're unlikely to be alive at that point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Great episodes, just watched for the first time a couple of days ago