It's a happening everywhere : raccoons

[+] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Okay but unironically that's a legit looming threat for us in the south. They're getting smarter, soon they'll realize they can unionize

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we have the opossums to protect us

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are the opossums going to do? Eat 50 pounds of ticks?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Have you seen an opossum after 22.68 kg of ticks? My bet's on the opossums.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?

Well I didn't before you mentioned it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone get Cody on the line. There's been a development in the boar wars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

"The Media" won't cover it, but i know someone who will

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Clearly it’s because the possums are overfishing their land and they have to fight back to survive

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

So you're saying the raccoons are rising up against systemic oppression? I dig it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's the edited image all over again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hush let us have it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Thats an opossum.

Raccoons