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Catherine Flick: "My 1 year old son has just started making noises …" - mastodon.me.uk

What is a tweet at Mastodon called? Please tell me it's a "masto".

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Which is probably the only thing I hate about Mastodon. That's what we tell little kids to call farts.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my instance calls them "yiffs"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't we just all agree to call them "ejaculations" instead?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I agree with this statement. I shall now re-cum it so my followers can see it."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They renamed it to posts on the main site.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well they did change it to post but every good instance patches it back to toot because it's a toot. Iirc it was hbomb who joked and caused it to be that in return for joining the patreon lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Iirc it was hbomb who joked and caused it to be that in return for joining the patreon lol.

Lmao, I had no idea

https://mastodon.social/@Hbomberguy/146524

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My first thought was "trumpet", so I'm on board with toot.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I guess I had that coming.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

a masto'doot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

What is a tweet at Mastodon called? Please tell me it's a "masto".

Ironically, it's call an "X".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

On god, no cap fr fr