Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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So they can hang out with their friends online.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Since I've recently learned birds are not real, I assume it is to charge back up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I can confirm this. This is how they recharge. I've seen it many times.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

How have I never heard this one one before

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

wireless charging obviously

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Shit, that one is good.

[–] Amputret 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This one actually got me to laugh out loud. Holy shit, well played.