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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

apparently its training data is twitter, so I'm actually looking forward to it because it'll be very funny when all the elon musk sycophants are surprised by the fact that Grok speaks in Maoist Standard English and calls them a kkkrakkka

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

there aren't many LLMs that are better than ChatGPT, yes its not perfect but the shit that Claude or Bard makes up is ridiculous and I do not think Grok will be very good either.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Goodbye classic phrase "I grok Spock", because I can no longer use it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I used to think heinlein was cool and then I grew older and revisited his books and went cringe

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Heinlein couldn't possibly encompass the real based satire of Verhoeven- im-doing-my-part

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I think heinlein would be clapping like a circus seal with the rest of the dipshits that had satire fly over their head and they unironically love the movie straight

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I liek the one where he went back in time to have unprotected sex with his mom

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's okay. His dad was away fighting in ww2

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dare ye enter his magical realm? sus-torment

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah no thank you, not this time.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"gro, king"

what I say to myself in the bedroom

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

great post!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

The pinnacle of wit is sarcasm so-true

spoiler

Yes I know I just made a sarcastic statement. I earnestly believe that's all this ponderously tedious bazinga shit deserves.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will never call it X and I will point and laugh at anyone who does

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll call it Grok in a quibi.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

All my exes live in Netflixes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My favorite thing about Grok is that it gave my boy UlyssesT a new thing to mine for bad takes on the depths of the internet

Don't forget Star Citizen though rat-salute-2

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not already a verb if this is the first time I'm even discovering that it exists lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You will Xgret it when you and every human and cyborg and holo waifu on the planet is using X Dot Com for every imaginable purpose and you'll be Xing your Xitter Xpressing your Xgrets about doubting the power of Le Epic X. melon-musk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wtf do we even call tweets now? Did anyone stop calling them tweets?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think they're supposed to be called "X" because Le Epic X can mean anything. Anything. It's that epic. grillman

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)