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When it's hailing taxis!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Oof, soon this is going to be a dad joke primarily because only dads are going to remember why it's a pun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

To "hail a taxi" is to wave, shout, or otherwise catch the attention of a cab that is rolling down the street looking for customers. It's like requesting a Lyft/Uber, except that you don't need a smartphone, and you don't have to wait.

[/feeling very, very old, lol]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

OK, thanks I get it now!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, I'm in my mid-twenties and still got the joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Because no more rain.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Or when you go outside and step in a poodle

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