many bothans died to bring us the second china plans
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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what if it's full of computers and they call it cyberchina?
they'd call it CyberSino in English so that western intelligence would get it confused with CyberSyn and thus not be able to investigate it
i bet theyd call it something scary like skeleton china just to make people too scared to investigate it, but that'd mean they have a whole skeleton army
IT'S RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN SIGHT
OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE 
Hamas has built stone soldiers under China 😔
THEY'RE TURNING UYGHURS AND TIBETANS TO STONE AND BRAINWASHING THEM TO MARCH ACROSS THE OCEAN FLOOR AND INVADE TAIWAN
SCP-1678 with Chinese characteristics
terror-cotta warriors
Unfounded speculation about skeletons being real makes us look unscientific in front of the liberals, and also forces me to sleep with the lights on 
Show me one time that China has denied training a skeleton army in China 2.
China's lack of commentary on the matter does smell like a coverup, you've got me there
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IT'S TOO LATE. THERE'S ALREADY TWO CHINAS
I only see one.
FUCK FUCK Y'ALL I JUST STEPPED INTO THE BASEMENT AND THERE WERE FOUR OR FIVE NEARLY FULLY FORMED CHINAS BEING BUILT IN THE BACK CORNER BEHIND THE LAUNDRY MACHINE
And we're gonna put it - thats right, you guessed it - RIGHT ON TOP OF AMERICA'S HEAD
Chinada
And then once they're done, both Chinas could build another China each. Then there would be FOUR CHINAS.
that's my main fear. exponential china.
Grey goo scenario with Chinese characteristics
China^China^
EIGHT SYSTEMS! 
You have uncovered the true meaning of the 1943 song "without the communist party there would be no new China"
Meiyou Gongchandang, jiu meiyou xin Zhongguo!
it's true no one even knows where China is
I looked out my window and at least it isn't there. Yet.
I don't know how they built the whole country out of China pottery but what's to stop them doing it again and invading michigan as all countries obviously seek to do
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That would mean the reclusive totalitarian regime is also hiding a second Taiwan that they have made into a giant concentration camp.
The ccp is using Taiwan 2 to rehearse their future invasion of Taiwan and literally no one cares, WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS? 
If I was China- and I'm not- the first thing I'd do is build a bunch of decoy Taiwans so the US doesn't know which one to defend from invasion. It's classic strategy.
Taiwan, Taitwo, Taithree...
If I was China- and I'm not
Funny, that's exactly what China would say 
It's true. If the Seeseepee coup'd the moon nazis and took over their moon base we wouldn't even know!
FUKC that scared me
They can't keep getting away with this
Mitosis
There's unironically a lot of US lanyard types panicking about china sending a colony to the Lunar South Pole before the USA and claiming it for China, fucking over US space expansion permanently. This is of course cope, the US can't even make working lunar spacesuits, and China in any case is a signatory of the Outer Space Treaty. But it'd be pretty funny.
scariest thing about moon china is there's nothin stopping them from making more moons to invent new kinds of china on
edit: think about an acid china
edit: lava china
Ice cave china!
desert china!!
dessert china!!!
For all we know, they built a whole china under the sink.
When Mom talked about getting out the good China for special occasions, is this what she was talking about? Did she have a second, superior China to release at a moment's notice when the time was right??