Fuck I want to work there.
Making sticky notes that say "do NOT guzzle the USDA ____ cum reserve" and putting it on everything
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Fuck I want to work there.
Making sticky notes that say "do NOT guzzle the USDA ____ cum reserve" and putting it on everything
I want to be the scientist who spent 10 years and $100k studying to become a bee masturbator.
Dress for the job you want (a " I <3 cranking bee hogs" t shirt in your case).
Sounds like a dope trip, though!
Definitely an awesome place to check out. I think it's the largest facility like this outside of Svalbard. Apparently another national gene bank the host toured only had one of those liquid nitrogen tanks and this place is about to bring another row of like 20 online.
Hahahaha
God i wish it was only 100k
Also, there's the database linked to this where you can request specimens with particular attributes you're looking for. They're apparently picky about which research gets selected.
maybe there's hope for the world after all.
ARS is rad. For 12 bucks you can get one of a truly invredible array of microbes shipped straight to you. I made my own Koji with a specimen we ordered for research once. 10/10 more government agencies should send people fungi.
I wish this bank had more fungi. Apparently they had a curator who was working on it but they retired recently, so like all of American fungiculture is unrepresented. They have pathogenic microbes and samples from different ecosystems at least but no grand collection of every fungi that grows in the Rockies or something.
edit: Native bees too. They have the commercial honey bee species but no samples from any of the native pollinators. I think there's a national conservation-focused one which does store those.
That would take some doing as nobody knows how many species there are (or even what qualifies as a species). I recall a paper a couple years back where the researchers just pyrosequenced a bunch of soil from Alaska and said they had no idea what 20% of what they found even was. Would be nice to see the cultures broadened to stuff outside of agricultural/food production, especially since we're probably going to start losing diversity in the wild as things get warmer. More funding for mycologists!
Similar but even more extreme situation with microbes, I think you can sequence a millilitre of seawater and 90% of it will be unknown and/or unculturable
Apparently there is a train line nearby, for anyone wondering why they would want to reinforce it against a train impact specifically...
"But sir, how will we penetrate the vault?" "It's simple see... We only need to redirect the closest two miles of train track."
Sounds to me like you basically visited the CUM bank.
Did they have jugs on shelves with large red labels that read CUM? I bet they had, but of course you would never tell us.
Edit: I wasn't the first to make cum jokes. I bow my head in shame.
I wish they did but they're all tiny vials akin to a mercury thermometer. Snack-sized.