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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the rocket ship then switches to automatic operations and returns to earth.

(Elon is entirely incinerated by the rocket exhaust)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Go on, it's just getting good.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He cries while cratled in a martian crater. There is no one to vaildate his feelings, so he is left with only his ever-present thoughts of guilt and shame. He gets crush by a big-ass rock. The end.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Let him cook

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No, let him live, we could still use him to see how long an (Elon Musk species) could survive alone on Mars.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's making some unfounded assumptions about a) elon's species, and b) how representative he could be.

typically parasites don't survive well without their host.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah fair

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jeff never seems to have bad ideas or bad jokes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I like Jeff. Jeff seems like a cool dude I dunno.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

yeah of course jeff is cool. hes a baby landshark and sharks are cool as hell

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

whoreslut-supreme speaks truth

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

they always do...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Elon Musk has never been to space.

[–] cr3w 1 points 2 years ago