Police are still searching for this hardened criminal.
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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He had nerves of steel, but now he's stiff as a board. He took one hard look at everything but realized he got shafted.
"so. What're you in for?"
"I tried boosting a pharmacy?"
"Oxy?"
"Viagra."
yeah... that's gonna be an interesting prison conversation...
not to be that guy but if you read the article he also took the oxy, codeine, xanax, and adderall— but the viagra is the only thing in the headline cause lbr its eyecatching
Someone was planning for a fun weekend
Guess he’s the bottom.
I'd think the top would steal the Viagra and the bottom would steal the poppers.
Glad to see Florida man is still working hard.
He's going to be working super hard once he gets his influx of Viagra.
Just give me all the Viagra you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of Viagra." What I said was, "Give me all the Viagra you have." Do you understand?
*an armed robbery
To be fair, as the article says it was a mixture of prescription drugs.
It wasn't about viagra per se, but about satuff they could probably easily resell. Or at least thought they could.
to be fair the shit is expensive and insurance won't often cover it
Sounds like having a hard-on for a hard-on. Hard-on redundancy.
Matt Dillon?