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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Best: washing girlfriend with soap and water.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Works better than washing girlfriend with dishes. Trust me, I've learned the hard way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Could be fine if it's your kink, but I can't remember meeting any people with a dirty dishes kink...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This meme clearly needs a third, more enthusiastic Geordi to include your 'Best'

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wash the dishes in my family and I can't stand when my partner "helps," because she doesn't get things clean enough when washing by hand and constantly loads the dishwasher wrong (OK, "wrong" might be too strong, but definitely "sub-optimally").

Plus, I love a good dad joke, so this meme gets me on so many levels.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Let's face it, everyone has their way of packing a dishwasher, and everyone's right in how they do so.

Meanwhile, everyone else's method sucks ASS. HOW IS IT EVER SUPPOSED TO GET CLEAN IF YOU RANDOMLY CHUCK IT ALL IN LIKE THAT‽‽

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're forgetting about the Kitchen Gun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

LADY: Kommen wir zum nächsten Test. *Holds up a toilet brush*

FRANK: *sneaks away*

Finally, some funny German stuff 😆

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In one old apartment rented, the shower was next to the kitchen sink (toilet was out the window, over the roof, in a door). It was always tempting to just do the dishes at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry but uh, the toilet was where?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It was a charming apartment for sure.