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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sorry for your loss... of sleep

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I choke myself so easily these days thinking about how fucckin sad I would be if my grandma died

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It’s me. I’m the person. The tears are from happiness.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would just make me so happy if Kissinger would finally bite it in some horrible way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Some o' the boys got loaded drunk, and they ain't got sober yet...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Me but with my cats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Me but with my dogs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

How empty my life would be if my partner died is such a constant intrusive thought for me.

It fucking sucks. I'll be at work helping a customer and then bam, tears streaming down my face mid sentence.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Seeing squid ward in spongebobs bed is a bit weird

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

And then proceed to not call them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That you think is still alive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Literally me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Coming up with eulogies for awful but still living people is hella therapeutic though.

Some of the fastest healing I ever did was finding a way to succinctly explain the impact someone had on the generations of lives around them.

[–] KairuByte 1 points 2 years ago

Hey now, imagining the death of a close relative can be hard on you. Just imagine the pure emptiness you would feel if your closest family member died.