Bikini Bottom Twitter
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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
I'm sorry for your loss... of sleep
I choke myself so easily these days thinking about how fucckin sad I would be if my grandma died
It’s me. I’m the person. The tears are from happiness.
It would just make me so happy if Kissinger would finally bite it in some horrible way.
I have good news for you.
Some o' the boys got loaded drunk, and they ain't got sober yet...
Me but with my cats.
Me but with my dogs
How empty my life would be if my partner died is such a constant intrusive thought for me.
It fucking sucks. I'll be at work helping a customer and then bam, tears streaming down my face mid sentence.
Seeing squid ward in spongebobs bed is a bit weird
And then proceed to not call them.
That you think is still alive.
Literally me
Coming up with eulogies for awful but still living people is hella therapeutic though.
Some of the fastest healing I ever did was finding a way to succinctly explain the impact someone had on the generations of lives around them.
Hey now, imagining the death of a close relative can be hard on you. Just imagine the pure emptiness you would feel if your closest family member died.