this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They may be gross, but so is having rotten corpses sitting in the open. By getting rid of those corpses they are doing us a solid, so turkey vultures are cool in my book. The only animal that's profoundly not cool is mosquitos, they're a worthless species.

[–] TheLobotomist 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are cool indeed but to be even cooler they shit on their legs and feet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That's what makes them so cool!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't microorganisms eat the carcass away either way?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Microorganisms disintegrate the corpse into foul-smelling goop that is highly infectious and stains anything it touches. I'll take the vulture over that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Mosquitos are pretty significant polinators though

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TheLobotomist 6 points 2 years ago

You're NOT excused

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is the pooping on legs to stay cool thing for real?

Doesn't seem like the best strategy to stay cool..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hahahah you actually made me chuckle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It's a great strategy when you can't sweat. Animals roll in mud to keep the sun off and for evaporative cooling. I forget, but I'm pretty sure kangaroos rub their spit into their fur for the same effect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe from the evaporation