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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There's no way Pee Pee Township is a real place

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Had a friend from Reading who always liked to talk about the dirty names in PA. I had to google to find them again. Intercourse is relatively tame among that list. There is also:

Big Beaver
Blue Ball
Climax
Puseyville
Rough and Ready
Twolick Valley
Virginville

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How is rough and ready a town name

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

2 town names. According to this map there’s also one in California.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Spoken like someone who grew up in Virginville.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

In Michigan there is a freeway exit 69 onto a road called Big Beaver lol

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can't believe you wouldn't go with Cumming, Georgia...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I saw butts on the list and knew someone didn’t check too hard.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

And Butts isn't even a town, it's a county.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Seriously, just today I saw a billboard for Toyota Beaver of Cumming. Fucking iconic.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In florida there is this little known state forest called Withlacoochee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I was gonna say! There are far dirtier places then Micosukee, which isn't even pronounced with "suck." "Mih-coh-soo-kee".

After all, we've got Chatahoochee, Boca Raton (" Rat Mouth"), Fluffy Landing, and the dirtiest of all, Hialeah.

That last one's name is innocuous, it's just a terrible place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Am from Hialeah. Feeling pretty called out LMAO

Can’t argue it though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Dude, there's literally a Gay, MI. Or Gaylord, MI if you're noble.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Where I'm from there's a place called Dildo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Checking in from NC — we also have Hookertown and Hobgood

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bonelick, KY. Home of Big Bone Lick State Park, and no, I'm not making that up

It was a rather important salt lick in both Ancient, and Early America. Good place to harvest salt, and some of the critters that came to lick the salt lick.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Let's not forget about Fucking, Austria.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There’s actually a Big Bone Lick in Kentucky

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I'm going to have to disagree with their choice for NY. I would have gone with Coxsackie, but I also have a child's sense of humour sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pretty sure Cumming, GA wins over Butts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I used to live just outside of Climax, GA. It's surprising how far Cumming is from Climax, and also how much I get to use that joke.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

They missed out on Toad Suck, AR.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I know it's Dick, but I'm more partial to Climax in Michigan.

Probably cause I had to see a woman in Climax for work once.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Beaver, Utah would like to know how Virgin ended up on the map instead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Probably just something about Utah

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sitting over here knowing that there is a Cumming, IA....

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Missed out on Mianus, CT.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Okay, Cozy Corner is very G-rated and cute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

They picked Ballplay, AL instead of Smut Eye?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Surely Vermont can do better than "Cozy Corner". We do have "Middlesex", and (while not a town) "Ticklenaked Pond".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

How do you go with Virgin instead of Beaver for Utah?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Dix, Illinois.

Basically nowhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bangor isn’t pronounced like they do on the west coast. The city is pronounced like Bang Gore. Out west the same spelling is pronounced like Banger as in Naval Submarine Base Bangor.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Bang Gore

That seems so much worse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Indiana also has Gnaw Bone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

And let's not forget French Lick!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

No mention of Goochland, Virginia in sight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Rough and Ready Island isn't as rough or ready as its name implies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Bigbone is right next to Beaverlick, which is ostensibly dirtier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I grew up not far from Weiner, Arkansas, but Bald Knob always made me snicker more as a teenager.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I remember there being a few good ones around Intercourse, PA.

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