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[–] [email protected] 132 points 2 years ago (11 children)

americans asked to identify iran on a map with dots everywhere on the globe INCLUDING THE US

Well it clearly didn't work

[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I can't decide which is worse: those in the USA or those in the ocean

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

Could be a small island!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be really funny if they asked latitude and longitude instead of asking them to point on a map. Suddenly the data becomes very impressive.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

turns out 23% of americans are geography gods

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm not sure either...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why would they be guessing Arkansas?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

American here. Have you been to Arkansas?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know it's a rhetorical question, but briefly. I ate a burrito in Fort Smith, stayed at a crappy motel by Fayetteville one time in the shadow of Jesus billboards, and drove through Little Rock. It was very "natural".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How are the burritos in Arkansas?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It was a very average burrito in a sit-down Mexican restaurant, one of those places that has a nice building and atmosphere but seems to cater to a midwestern palate. I think it was La Huerta Grill. Probably would have been better any state to the Southwest of there. Looking at the map now, if I was there again, I'd go to a pupusa place... those are always super good.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Because both have an N at the end of the second syllable of their name (I have no idea)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Wishful thinking

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

These types of tests are invalid because people are going to troll.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I would like to know the context of this survey. Who in the world gets asked where is a country and points to the middle of the sea

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

probably doing it because they think it's funny or something like that

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To be fair, I bet there is a town named Iran in the US. There’s a Cuba, Bolivia, Lebanon, and others.

Okay, I just looked it up and no, but you can see where I coming from - lots of places named after foreign countries/cities. It probably is stupidity, but with included confusion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I see what you mean but the majority is still most likely stupidity (though there is probably at least one because of that)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I wonder if it asked them to point out “the country of Iran.”

Of course people also confuse cities and states. Like on the game shows, people will say things like Los Angeles when they mean California, and vice versa.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like I-ran away from history class. Am I right guys?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A large chunk of them, well over half, had the general part of the world right. Honestly better than I expected.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I'd say ~50% are close enough to be considered basically correct.

Rip Italy though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It skews pretty far into Europe though, which surprised me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It does, yes. A lot of them are centered around the Persian gulf, so there seems to be a strong "it's around here somewhere" approach.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

TIL there's a disturbing amount of USians who think Iran is actually Atlantis.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Well, has Iran been at war with the US at any point in time? No. Checkmate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Actually 23% is a pretty good stat?

Do you really think that many people Iranians are mermaids?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jokes aside, there is no better way to learn geography than studying war. Shit just starts sticking in your brain.

Americans you are not alone

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

That's why Paradox games are best games for geography!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

A game called terra invicta (HOI4 mixed with xcom) has really been helping my modern geography of late

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

God clearly failed, then. George W. Bush kept bombing places that he couldn't pronounce.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I wanted to be mad, but I thought it over and decided op had a point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Nice try, Kane

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ahhh yes, Iran Alberta, Canada.

Go for the food, stay for the bread festivals. It's when we sing the score from Fiddler on the roof and sacrifice a bear in the name of our sponsors, Phil's pork 'n beans.

Good Ol' Iran, Alberta. Fuckin' love that place. Go there, you tell Jimmy, Bill from Ottawa says hello!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not the British, French, or Dutch?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Of course not. America is the only nation on earth capable of perpetrating evil, ghod.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's enough Internet for today, I think

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

/#notallamericans