this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, please. That Harry was from an alternate timeline. It doesn't count.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So THATS why she time travels so much

Utter genius

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The time police? I'd like to see them try.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

janeway walkign out of the tubrolift with a big phaser rifle

She aint goin out like that pushover Tuvix

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You forget that Janeway can just time-travel back to before the boys from temporal investigations figured out what she did

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Janeway: I can go back, delete you from the timeline, and be back before my coffee is done brewing.

Time cops: we're gonna head out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Twist: Janeway's alterations to the timeline result in the coffee bean going extinct before she was born. There is no coffee in this horrible timeline and no time cops. Janeway must choose between having coffee and meddling time cops or no coffee but no one to stop her from shaping the timeline as she pleases

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Coffee is the 1% that would make Kathy go all Annorax. Prove me wrong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's a reason she made it to Vice Admiral-she didn't let any CHUMPS hold her back with things like "rules"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know they also can time-travel back. They are from the future, Janeway's time is already time-travel back

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

But you see, she can just go back farther

Janeway can out time-travel anyone except maybe Kirk

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I can see the black-gloved Janeway from the Evil Voyager Museum Exhibit episode (Living Witness) actually doing this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Do we have Harry Kim must suffer?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my plotlines… and my character development… even my promotion. The screentime I’ve lost… the highlight episodes I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

jabeway end transmition

Janeway doesn't like to listen to whiners ENSIGN

Keep that up and I'll demote you right down to ensign, you hear?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i bid u farewell-janeway

OUT THE AIRLOCK MR KIM

also demoted for insubordination

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

But you’re demoting me to ensign when I’m allreeeaddy aannnnn eennnss-

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

janeway sipping coffee while dal slides along the outside of the ship

Sorry can't hear you over the sound of my coffee

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

... not get promoted.

But suffering all the same.