smoking is what cancels the body's natural magnetism which is the force that causes telephone poles and AA missiles to be pulled to you.
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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It seems the trick is to avoid half measures.
I used to say "Dengists aren't a thing, log off reddit and go outside nerd"
I may have to rethink that
You logged off Reddit, came here, and were proven incorrect
Thanks Obama
Dengists still aren't real though
o7
I already drink heavily, guess I have to take up smoking.
not true, Lei Feng is immortal
Mao also drank and was a "womanizer" right?
Guess I'll need to drink more in order to live longer then
So hard to find opium :(