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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

even if you catch it in 4k the law of the universe dictates that all scary ghost footage will output in 144p

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's clearly the supernatural interference from the thing being captured, just making the proof more credible. /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Those air force videos were pretty cool though, and really what the hell are those!?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I can't imagine that theres an explanation that simple when the air force itself says they don't know

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Generally an aperture artifact or bird in weird focus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's because aliens only visit weirdos in north america and they have bad cameras

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

As a North American weirdo, can confirm my camera needs contacts but my insurance doesn't cover vision...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That's the clearest picture of alien life I've ever seen.