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Laughing at the Law (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A bottle of water was arrested because it was wanted in three states: liquid, solid, and gas.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are people giving you gas? It's a solid joke!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I agree, it's got a nice flow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Triple point baby its fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Nobody wants bottled vapor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If it stands on the border between liwuid and gas, is it supercritical?