Calm down satan
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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I need an alarm clock that does this automatically.
Tazer bed?
Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don't wake. Better incentive.
The design sounds very human.
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They make nose rings very convenient for 9v
This is the equivalent of people going around sticking plungers onto bald heads.
Wouldn't the electricity just go through the metal piercing instead of the (less conductive) flesh, causing no shock?
It will get hot quickly.
ah I did not think of that
Having touched a nine volt battery to the metal on my braces when I was a teenager I'm going to bet you'd feel it.
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I suspect that would rapidly heat up the metal and potentially burn that victim :(
Thus waking them up
9V batteries can't supply a lot of current
Does anyone know if cartillage can melt?
Braising low and slow would be a better method. It won't completely break down, but the rest of the connective tissue should melt in your mouth.
Well I hate this.