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but teaches you, always hold it till your home.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I swear, kids are the cruelest at that age. I ate lunch in the bathroom stall a few times in my first week of middle school because it was better than being in the cafeteria

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You're not wrong. I usually ate mine at home and watched TV, it was pretty awesome lol

Though when I was older I started just having lunch in the classroom and then in high school I'd eat lunch at school with a couple friends.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mine didn't have doors on the stalls. Wiping your ass was like putting on the worst puppet show.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I seriously do not understand how this is legal.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

“Yeah you want me to leave it for you when I’m done?”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God, I hated going to the bathroom in school.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yup, you could try but it was never worth it. It was so stressing and just a downright nasty experience. Literally and metaphorically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

My highschool never bothered replacing broken toilet door locks so if you where unlucky to get a stall with a broken lock you had to sit on the toilet and use your feet to hold the door shut

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Dayum. That’s just brutal, even if I could use public facilities, I would hover. I would put down the paper seat cover but I wouldn’t dare touch the seats. Ironically, I developed strong an muscles hover pooping.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everybody shits. Stop being scared and uncomfortable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Women don't poop, they shit

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