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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pretending that Lemmy and Reddit users don't have a terrible sense of humour

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

But it's our terrible sense of humor!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

“Middle aged” people are now millennials/Gen X, not boomers

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Well fuck you too :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Boomer is a mindset, not an age 👌

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

And Boomers were middle-aged about 30 years ago.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

Still applies

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

“I’m on a see food diet - I see food and eat it”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Middle aged women on Facebook enjoying their jokes and their treats and defiance of bullshit body shape expectations and I'm glad for them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I find the original joke funnier than the parody...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Same with boomer husbands and "wife = bad" jokes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

People like that don't laugh, they cackle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It a joyless laugh. Hollow in nature

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Smoke lung cackle. I can hear it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Do not coffee to me before I’ve coffee my coffee

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag 4 points 2 years ago

fucking dies from a heart attack