this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

plugging in my phone to make sure it doesn't die before i get zombified

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

me when i don't become a zombie: buggy-disappointed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have been deemed unworthy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What is with the zombie stuff, I saw someone else mention it earlier.

Edit: Of course it's a 5G thing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

nobody:

not one soul:

my phone just now: EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

I was really hoping I was going to learn I was a secret commie sleeper agent with this test like the right wing folks thought, but turns out I'm not kitty-cri

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Guys that test went off and now I can’t stop clicking on ads. I think I’ve been brainwashed into using Honey to find coupons for the best deals from all over the internet.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It happened, but no zombie

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

You claim to not be a zombie, yet you serve the undead gods of capital

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Just got my zombie signal, I think I got wish.com graphine oxide

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Oh cool. Nuke warning tests like the UK did...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

fck I zb nw

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

5G vaccine waves, yim yum 😋

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's the signal for Kenyan Muslim Obama to emerge and start putting everyone into FEMA camps. It took a while, but the chud conspiracy theorists from 2010 have been proven right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

when does Hexbear begin their test?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

So we are going camping?