Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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... two animals who are in a baaaaad moooood.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ceep

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

as you wish:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?

(seductive music starts playing) Brown-chick-n-brown-cow!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Ouch, that hurt my soul. Good job.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Can't wait to bust this out on every kid I know :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

made me sigh

certified dad joke it is! cheers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Mission accomplished! 😆