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If they knock, that's something.
In my past experience some delivery guys just left a note.... they probably didn't even have the package. I mean I don't blame them, probably too little people and to many stops so I can see why would happen... it's a company issue.
Now thankfully doesn't happen anymore, except some rare exception.
That said now that I work from home permanently...everytime they have the crazy idea of telling me I wasn't home when I know I was....I have a meltdown. Plus usually there is other people home and I also have a dog that once he hears the doorbell doesn't stop barking like crazy, so it's like even impossible for me to miss it.
Good meme. Could use some more jpeg though!
hmm you're right. Here's a fixed version
**Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I̷ ̴j̶u̷s̵t̴ w̵̬͐̓a̴̤̬̜͔̒n̴͚̹͌t̶̛̞͎̦͔̂͋ ̶̺̫̈́̋͘̚ȧ̶͎̣̯ p̶͙̲̪̣̣̝͖̗̀̆̒̃̒͜͝i̵͓̜̫͖̘̫̝̿͆̀̆̀̇͘͝͝c̷̡̜̪̺̈́̂̈̈͒́͝ţ̸̰͇̼̯̳̰͙͖̈́͘ͅụ̴̧̮̲̬̫̠̳̺͖͐̆̿̽̑͊́̎r̸̢̨͍̖̰̙̪̫͎̥̆̉͠e̷̞̝͐͆͌ ̶̨̡͈̤̃͒̏̂̓͌́̈́͠o̶͙͖̐͐͐͂̈́̕͘͝f̵̣̘̳̣̫̲͖̓̓̇̒͗͠ ̵̧͎̜̰̘̘̪̻̳̬͕͐̉̌́̇̀̉̆̈́a̷̧̢͖͙̖̹̤͇͍͓̘̅̕ Ģ̸̠̩͔͓̠̠̫͚̖͙̖͔̣͇̟̘̼͚̖̫̖̩̙͍͉͍̞̀̈́͆̕͝͝O̴̮͇̰͇̫̭̱͕̫̊̀̈͛̆͜T̵̡̨̢̢̛̤͕̣͇̺̥̹̪̖͚̯́͊̿̈́̉̐̈͛̅̉̀́͑͌́͂̆̕͘͘͝͝ ̴̩̞͓͈̺͙͔̦͖̞͈̤̦̫̳̺͍̻̫̣͓̓̿͑̀̃̈́͊̀͛̆̌̐̍̓̏̒͘͜͝ͅD̵̡̧̡̢̡̛͈͙͚̯͓̼͔̟̬͉̬̮͓̥̦̙̲͍̊̆̐̈́́́̇̓͂̾͑̍̃̈́͂̊̇͗̈́́̀͘̚͠͝ͅͅͅA̸̧̛͉̲̫̙̻̰̞͓͚̲̝̔̓͆̑̅̋̔̊͌̕̕͠͝ͅN̸̨̢̛̗̦̺͉͔̻̦̺̹͙͊̅̅͂̈́̀͗̓͌͂̄͆̒̓̈̀̀̈͗̚͜͝Ğ̵̰̱͙̯̰̮̤͙̯̝̯̠̎̋̏̂̆̄̈́̂̊̆̚͝͝ͅ ̷̢̨͔͍̫͉̤̜͙̝̝̪̟̘̙̯̻̱́̒̍̈́͒̓̓̈́̄̈̀͊͘͜͜͝͠͝ͅH̶̨̞͉͓͚̺̗͖̦̣̫͉͓͌̓̈́́̌́̐̐͒̅͋́̊̂͒͂͑͘͝͝Ơ̷̡̨̡̛̬̭̮̺̠̠̤̟̰͓̮͚̙̳̟̣͎̮̭̫͍̋̈́͐̃͗͗̔͂̾̊̓̃̊͆̊̇̈͒̌̀̔̇̽͘̕̕͠͝ͅT̴̡̢̨̛̬͉̥̼͓̟̩̘̖͎̣̳̫̠̞̟͚̩͌̅̓̾̋̀͂͒͗̚̕͘͜ͅ ̵͙̱̜̻̙̪̞̥͚̣̯̬͖̬͎̲̻͓̥͔͉̈̀̀̉͌̓͌̔̊͌̈́͗̅́̀͌̐̒̈͛̉͝͝͝͝Ḍ̷̢̨̛̱̠͎͎͎̪̙̤͔͉͉̻͓̬̞͍͊͊̀̉̓͊̀̌̎̈́͌͘͝͝͠ͅO̵̫̞̭̠̻̠̹͇͍͙̬̭̝̣͓̊͊͗͆̐͊̓̈́̒̓̋̈́̓̌͐͛͛̍̅͗̓̽̽͐͗͐͘͝͝͝ͅǴ̶̡̨͓͔̬̗͓̰̮̙̼̳̺̥̰̹͖͉͔̳̹̭̖͖̦͙̜͑̈̀̐̔͆́̈́̎͐̽̈́̽̚̚͜ͅ
Now that's the meme quality I'm here for!
Delivery service moment haha
And what was this game called in your local area, hmmmm?
I got a FedEx package today and I sit not 5 feet away from my front door. Man was out of sight before I even jumped up and opened the door.
A dhl driver backed into my car on the road and almost totalled it.
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