I already have. Things break 10 times faster when I touch them.
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I'll take always being able to understand what people are saying, even if the voice is muffled or on a low quality recording or whatever. In conversations, I'd never have to ask people to repeat themselves.
(It doesn't mean I could understand any language or code, just that I can correctly make out the words.)
Having recently undergone a full extraction of my remaining teeth and gotten dentures, I'll take "has a healthy set of teeth"- or "can afford dental implants"-man
When programming, I never make the same mistake twice.
Elevator is always waiting at the floor Im on. Man.
Can milk anything
So basically being markiplier?
I've got nipples, can you milk me?
We can certainly try
Iβd want the ability to swap consciousness with other people, with their consent, for a short time.
It would be interesting to see what itβs like to be colour blind, or to experience what things taste like to people who dislike food I enjoy.
Flying, but very slowly. Enough that it isn't any more useful than walking to the destination.
I'd use it to float around and enjoy the beauty. Imagine floating around above the water and just watching the city lights, or getting up high enough to watch the sunsets.
I'd prefer to go faster so I can get to the viewpoints quickly, so maybe the limitation should just be that I can't use it for anything but sight seeing?
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My knees and elbows don't hurt man.