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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Buy new underwear? Are you fucking insane?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Seriously! Goodwill had great dreams on lightly used underwear that big box stores simply can't compete with!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Sundies Cheeks isn't real, she can't hurt you.

Sundies Cheeks:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Oh it has awakened something alright.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't be part of the problem. Be part of the solution! Start shopping for underwear at Victoria's Secret, Honey Birdette, etc.

The only downside is occasionally not being sure who's underwear is who's. Also it might not fit guys as well, but that can be excused for the extra style.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I tried but g-string between balls is awkward.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And? I'm not replacing perfectly functional boxers just because they're ripped.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

The holes are for quick draw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I wear boxers and they like to wear out right at the bottom of the crotch on either side of the seam. My girlfriend calls them poop holes.

Also why is it so God damned hard to find knit boxers nowadays? Almost everything at the store is boxer briefs, which I hate because they ride up my leg. And when I do find boxers, half of them are a woven cotton that feels like a plastic tarp.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The big brain play for me is to just not wear underwear as a guy. Cause fuck it. Done this for a solid decade now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jerry: You mean you're?...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I have made friends with a distinguished gentleman sitting on a duffel bag

[–] moosetwin 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

be careful not to get hit in the nuts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haha, I admit defeat and feel dense as a rock! What’s the stealth pun here!? I even read the examples on TvTropes to get me primed

[–] moosetwin 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the animal from the image is a squirrel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's going to wrangle your Alaskan bull worm

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

It's BIG, its PINK, its HAIRY

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

softcore sandy cheeks hentai

dials 911 "HELLO, VOLCEL POLICE???"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The SCCV sub is that way ->