Considering Twilight is a basic shojo manga trope--where the most handsome boys in school fall for the very common-looking girl protagonist. When it's reversed it's just a harem trope in Japanese shonen manga...
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Goth gf and tomboy gf fighting over vague boy one can self insert into
Corpse and puppy fight over attention of barely described placeholder.
Obligatory oatmeal:
It's been years since I reread this and I still call her "Pants".
Aw man, I forgot about his random homophobia :(
Really? When? Why?
Halfway through the linked post, when he talks about if you like twilight as a man
Honestly i dont get it, please explain
Imagine you're a straight horny man and two hot women crave your attention.
Ok… unzips go on
Would still be bad lol
You don't identify with the actual main character of Twilight, you would if it was a boy.
That being said, that movie stays overhyped trash in my opinion.
I'm into anime and manga. This trope is overdone there, generally in harem stuff. In the US, maybe Betty and Veronica? I've never actually read or followed one, but that was my impression from Tvtropes.
Difference is that it would be pornography, as nature intended, rather than aimed at all ages while middle aged soccer moms masturbate with cucumbers in the mall theater.
Oddly specific, what have you seen?
Horrible things.
US Republicans
I...
I see myself in this meme and I...
Fuck me...
Oh yeah, fuck me too...
The vampire girl would apparently want to
Well when you put it like that...
Still a better love story than twi.... Wait...
Underworld
I am down for this. I can’t wait to see the backlash.
This would never happen irl tho because gender norms which is why it would sell out as a movie almost immediately 😂
Also werewolves aren’t real
But vampires are?
Shh... they'll hear you.
Hmmm, still wouldn't do it for the majority of the male population. You'll need to make the fighting occur because neither of them wants to be saddled with the pathetic excuse for a craven coward that the 'prophetic hero' turned out to be, and they're being told they have to make the prophecy happen so the world could be saved. Then, over the course of the story, it turns out the werewolf girl has magical properties in her blood that allow the vampire chick to power up and defeat the BBEG. The twist? The powers in the blood only activate when she experiences the bond of human love from the pathetic hero they're now dragging towards destiny, so the two women folk monsters must team up to win the heart of said pathetic hero despite his raging craven fear of them. Obviously there will be a sensual scene of the vampire sucking blood from the werewolf.
Boom. I just wrote the next hollywood flick. Good thing the strike is over.
Disney would unironically hire you as a writer since they are 100% into the same type of bottom fetish shit that you are into.
Wtf is this shìt
Dude, keep your baby bottom fetish to yourself
Actor's strike is still on.
Also, you need writing classes.
And to actually meet people. Stop listening to the Tate Bros.
Muscly
Perfectly cromulent
The werewolf I understand entirely. They’re both awkward, horny kids trying to find their place. The century old vampire creeping on a teenager is where it gets weird.
The werewolf "imprints" on Bella's unborn vampire baby later in the series, so fortunately the scales of creepiness end up balanced between Team Edward and Team Jacob.