this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard 50 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am not op. This is a stolen meme

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Downvoted for telling on himself

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do self snitches have to arrange their own ditches?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

We’re rapidly approaching Reddit parity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

OP when he dies and realizes that reincarnation is real and he is the cicada

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

You didn't even give him good headphones!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Do you want a locust curse? Because that's how you get a locust curse

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Just make sure he doesn't get loose, or he might try to eat your skin. (No curiously, they do that.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Leave his little head on a pole near a tree to keep away more troublemakers like him.