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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Don't forget, her father was KGB, and she was always a Russian asset. She's an old cumrag thrown into a dusty corner to them, she did her job, and that's why they let her do her dumb nude book deals or whatever.

Don't trust the Greeks even when they come bearing gifts.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] UnrefinedChihuahua 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's why he's targeting us. Not for our fresh water or land - but because she wants to boink JT and his ego got hurt, I bet.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

I'm no fan of Trudeau, but I appreciate that photo.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well she has not wanted to fuck him ever methinks. He just might be jealous she shows it so openly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I'm sure there's a clause in the prenup or whatever that clearly states he gets one attempt at sex a year. If he gets or doesn't get hard, orgasms, or actually puts it in doesn't matter. Probably had having a kid in there as well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hungry eyes, I feel the magic between you and I.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Are those really the lyrics? I always thought it was: feel the magic between your thighs

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Trump finally realized Putin has been playing him, with some not-so-subtle help from Melania. Trump did an abrupt about-face on Ukraine policy over the last few days and the US is going to start shipping them weapons again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Zero chance that is what happened. Rather the intelligence community reminded his handlers that Russia backs Iran, and were the single force behind the Hamas attacks on Israel to divert attention from Ukraine.

Slowpoke.jpg finally caught up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

No, Trump is too stupid and selfish to admit that, rather I think Trump realizes Ukraine is now decisively winning, Russia is falling apart and it makes him look weak to be alone in backing the losing side so he flip flopped to Ukraine.

There is no other reasonable explanation that makes sense, Trump jumped ship on Putin because Trump is a coward, end of story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know, being the last person on the planet to realise Putin might not genuinely want peace is pretty dumb. And, if he actually just needed Russia to win that would have been pretty easy to accomplish, as US president.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Trump doesn't "just" need Putin to win.

There are interests that allign between them and interests that don't.

Trump doesn't have loyalties or ideologies beyond doing whatever he selfishly thinks will be best for him.

My argument is that Trump is behaving selfishly by jumping ship on the Putin train, not that Trump is intelligent. Trump is an idiot, and worse he is a terrible person.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

With Europe paying for them. The US president is oh so kind to allow us to buy them at full list price. Thanks, ally

[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

oh so you want us to STARVE??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, some reduction in food intake would be good for 80% of your population

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

thatsthejoke.jpeg2000

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

To be honest, I think that's barely a footnote.

Like, yeah, transfer some made up numbers from our computer to your computer, whatever. Money has a different meaning when it comes to the state that manages it spending it. ECB will adjust its interest rate a month later or something to make up for it. The issue right now is that Europe has neither stockpiles nor production capacity, so the USA sending their hardware is the game changer.

[–] p03locke 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

The issue right now is that Europe has neither stockpiles nor production capacity, so the USA sending their hardware is the game changer.

And who's fault is that? The US has been creating its own military industrial complex for the last 75 years, spending literally half of its budget on useless weapons that will barely get used, all at the cost of benefits that its citizens could have had.

Meanwhile, Europe has two tugboats and some leftover AK-47s in a warehouse somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It's more like 15% of the whole annual budget. About half of the discretionary budget, but then you add in interest payments and social security and things like that.

But yes, the rest of the Western world has been complacent as hell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

You make it sound like I said something different?

[–] p03locke 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Trump did an abrupt about-face on Ukraine policy over the last few days and the US is going to start shipping them weapons again.

Did he say all of this, or did he do it?

Because Trump's word is worthless. Less than worthless. Like, inverse debt millionaire worthless. Every time somebody listens to him talk, he actually owes them money.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

There does seem to be a major policy shift happening. Still TACO principal can never be ruled out.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget, Trump's full of shit. He was talking positively about Ukraine right before the shipments stopped in the first place. As far as I remember Hegseth got blamed for the stoppage, but he's still the Secretary of Defense, sooo... don't assume anything Trump says will happen until actual moves are made. And as far as I can tell, zero moves to restart shipments have actually happened.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

"Don't listen to what leaders say, watch what leaders do."

  • ~~Sun Tzu~~ William Spaniel